Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
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Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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