so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
third nipple confirmed
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
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