do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
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there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
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do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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