; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
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Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
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Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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