I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
we are eating waffles in the pillow fort. Still think you're too straight for a threesome?
I'll be right over.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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