ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
Apparently you make a good broom.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
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Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
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She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
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