i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
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Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Out of ten? A seven. You pulled your shorts down to your ankles, jumped into the pool and announced you were a merman.
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Yes. I masterbate to Harry Potter. It's what our generation does.
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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