idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
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Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
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I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
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