i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
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your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
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He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
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