chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
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Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
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The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
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