Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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