I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Tommarow we shall sacrifice the freshmen to the sun god
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
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