Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
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i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
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You asked me to pick a color between pink and purple, and I said orange; you told me, "okay, that's a truth question". Then you asked if I had ever deep-throated a cupcake...I didn't even know what to say.
We are planning a drunk snapchat treasure hunt for tomorrow, and the treasure is his penis, this is a game I'm not willing to loose.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
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