its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
if i were to get pulled over right now, the only thing i would be guilty of is listening to 90's Mariah Carey
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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