Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I just gift wrapped bread.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Randomize
