I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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