is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
And then he serenaded me with "Pimps don't cry" from 'The Other Guys'. If that's not love I'm not sure what is
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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