Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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