Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
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