I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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