just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Can't. I took a Viagra to make sure I wouldnt leave the room so I might actually study.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
We got kicked out of yet another strip club because your mom wanted to "show these kiddies how it's done"
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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