I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
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You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
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So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
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