Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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