I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Jesus fucking Mary Christ if I have to clean shit out of my fucking bathtub one more fucking time I'm gonna murder a fucking kitten
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