i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
remember last year when i left for the bar in flip flops and came back in heels?
it happened again.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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