if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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