what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
THIS MOTHERFUCKING ROOSTER
IT KEEPS CHASING ME BACK IN THE HOUSE
FUCK THIS BIRD
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
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