Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
We fucked for 9 months, but he didn't want anything serious. So, I got rid of him and went on a date with a guy last night that looks like Kylo Ren. Who's really winning here?
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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