Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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