she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
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guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
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Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Still dying that you shit outside
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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