Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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