Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
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Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
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