just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
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Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
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I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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