He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
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