Do you have a straightener and are extra lubricated condoms not the norm?
I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
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Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
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After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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