Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
Walked into the bar with my burrito and ordered a round of shots for everyone. Not sure if I want to look at the credit card statement.
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nah we got kicked outta the bar after the bouncer saw us putting straws up Chelsea's nose to make her look like a walrus after she fell asleep at the table
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
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I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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