Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
I'm paying a homeless guy $20 to follow me around bars tonight with a boombox playing the theme to Rocky.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
She was talking about how a garden gnome was hitting on her the whole night. We thought she was just that high, but turned out the gnome was that guy in the weird hat.
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