we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
you kept screaming that dicks were growing out of your back and then you started crying cause they were so far from your vag
could you get any more awkward?
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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