bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
My hand turned me down
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
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