oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
getting my period the day i moved was my bodies way of saying 'congratulations youre not leaving town with anybodies babies!'
why is half of my head shaved?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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