I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
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