No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
Washing vom off hardwood, so much easier than carpet. Thank you adulthood!
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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