Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
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So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
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So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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