i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
you showed up at my door at 3am, handed me a bag of cold chicken nuggets and said "lead me to the non-irish Siobhans," do YOU think you were tripping?
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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