so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
I have a knack for carnage and poetic language.
Bring me your tired, your weary, your buffalo chicken dip
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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