i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Oh shit. I just had to lure him into the bedroom so I could take the list of his negative qualities off the fridge so he wouldn't see.
nutella sex= disaster
Are my feet made of real feet?
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I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I have unfollowed so many people the only things showing up in my newsfeed are dog rescues and sloth memes
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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