...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
he high fived his dick after we had sex
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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