People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
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