How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
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I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
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Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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