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(847): View more from Illinois

All I want to do is go home, strip down to my pants, get in the shower and pee down my leg

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(734): View more from Michigan

i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.

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(480): View more from Arizona

my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion

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(780): View more from Alberta, CA

He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana

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(813): View more from Florida

I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.

(1-813): View more from Florida

Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.

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(203): View more from Connecticut

all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"

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(847): View more from Illinois

Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.

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(607): View more from New York

The number of injuries I get impersonating Shakira while drunk is getting ridiculous. Sprained vagina, dude.

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(706): View more from Georgia

He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no

(614): View more from Ohio

Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands

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