At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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