I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
If we go out with the 22/23 year olds we should make t a double date. I don't want to endure the judging looks of the public as I rob the cradle alone.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
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