Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
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apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
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