Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Let's paint friendship bongs
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I just set my messenger to Away so I could run downstairs to masturbate. Working from home is the BEST
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
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