"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
We were kinda loud so his roommate woke up and to make up for it he invited him to a threesome. I can't drink whiskey anymore.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
So much Jack, so little girl.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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