I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Nothing warms my heart more than the sight of a naked hockey player in my bed.
so in case you needed a ticket for the Hot Mess Express, I'm the conductor now.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
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