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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.

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(612): View more from Minnesota

is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.

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(317): View more from Indiana

i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..

(1-317): View more from Indiana

yeah thats usually a good indication.

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.

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(925): View more from California

Did we literally take a cab across the street

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(917): View more from New York City

Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.

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(519): View more from Ontario

No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.

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(785): View more from Kansas

And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?

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(631): View more from New York

I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island

(1-631): View more from New York

I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island

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