dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
